Long Lasting

Hooch.js puts your legacy code and your memory usage in /dev/null. Where they belong.

Best in Class

Hooch.js is a best-in-class tool for CIOs, team managers and content producers.

Slices and Dices

Far superior to FlipJS and Chalk.js.

Installation
$ npm install Hooch -D
$ chmod 755 config
$ Hooch -W -launch gSYOBTIv.bin

"Hooch.js improved our use of mutable state greatly."

- Harry Young, CEO @ WhaleCMS