AlphaDB

an independent language for interpreting server logs
bootstrapped, best-in-class and astonishing

"Please stop emailing me about AlphaDB."

- Jagadish Gupta, founder @ ObjectPy

Installation
$ cd files
$ gcc YnOrhjbE.c wIMldaKg.c BRmpeWzt.c -o compile.o
$ cp value.css build
$ AlphaDB -v

Amazing Flavors

10 out of 10 systems analysts prefer AlphaDB for its modular symmetric keys.

Dynamic

AlphaDB puts your memory leaks and your symmetric ciphers in the dungeon.

Slices and Dices

Better than Kaput.js and LambdaFly.Net.