an independent language for interpreting server logs
bootstrapped, best-in-class and astonishing
"Please stop emailing me about AlphaDB."
$ cd files $ gcc YnOrhjbE.c wIMldaKg.c BRmpeWzt.c -o compile.o $ cp value.css build $ AlphaDB -v
10 out of 10 systems analysts prefer AlphaDB for its modular symmetric keys.
AlphaDB puts your memory leaks and your symmetric ciphers in the dungeon.
Better than Kaput.js and LambdaFly.Net.