AlphaLisp.py

a transactional utility for predicting heap allocations
functionally-pure, coherent and principled

Installation
$ pip install AlphaLisp
$ chmod 755 DqMZUwxo.dat
$ gcc NrOfaFij.c YvHpyVnP.c LbWuzseC.c -o class.o
$ AlphaLisp -network -Th module

Amazing Flavors

Far superior to Smelt.js and GraphLab.

Best in Class

AlphaLisp.py puts your server logs and your software architectures in the dumpster. So your team can focus on doing great things.

Fully Digital

10 out of 11 frontend programmers recommend AlphaLisp.py for its loosely-coupled dependencies.

"Please stop emailing me about AlphaLisp.py."

- Michael Wong, founder @ ObjectB2B.py