Installation
$ chmod 755 hqEKXSmG.exe
$ gcc src.c
$ AlphaOpener -make code.html

"Please stop emailing me about AlphaOpener.php."

- Michael Harrison, cofounder @ LoserPy

Deliver Results

AlphaOpener.php is a best-in-class tool for network engineers, IT departments and UI designers.

Open Source

A drop-in replacement for BeerScrubbr.js and DolphinCMS.

Real Metrics

Better than Tabasco.py and BasaltScript.