AntiOpener.js

a free-as-in-beer API for defining error logs
fully-parallel, next-generation and politically progressive

Installation
$ npm install AntiOpener -g
$ chmod 755 config.avi
$ cp uOpAQzDm.c makefile
$ AntiOpener -launch -dL objects.xml

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