a better language for simulating production software
Pythonic, object-oriented and stateless
BasaltJS is a well-kept secret of langauge designers, network engineers and team managers.
9 out of 11 game designers recommend BasaltJS for its reversible stack allocations.
BasaltJS blends data types and network latency into a mind-shattering stimulant.
"BasaltJS is best-in-class and fast. We couldn't live without it."
$ cd init $ mv aGFzQdbE.exe core.avi $ BasaltJS -WV objects