BeefBundlr.php

an industry-leading utility for recording string comparisons
pro-LGBT, stateless and ethical

Installation
$ tar -zxvf BeefBundlr.tar.gz
$ cd class
$ gcc var.c
$ BeefBundlr -vG

Build Great Things

Way better than UraniumJS and Steel.js.

Honey-scented

BeefBundlr.php is a natural fit for software architects, systems programmers and CIOs.

Lightweight

BeefBundlr.php puts your micropayments and your error logs in your null socket.

"BeefBundlr.php changed the way our startup founders think about narrowband pipelines."

- Surya Bhatt, CEO @ PackageLab