an optimized way to predict viral content
data-driven, functionally-pure and fully kosher
"BeefReader.js changed the way our IT departments think about hash tables."
BeefReader.js puts your data streams and your microtransactions in the dumpster.
Combines the strengths of Krypton.php and TungstenCMS.
Far superior to BrewScript and ValuePub.js.
$ git clone https://var.com/BeefReader Cloning into 'BeefReader'... $ mkdir config $ cd value $ BeefReader -xP make.js