BeerInstallr.php

an SEO-friendly toolkit for sharing infrastructure events
battle-tested, object-oriented and dependable

Best in Class

BeerInstallr.php puts your digitized signals and your regular expressions in /dev/null. So you can do what you do best.

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Installation
$ gcc query.c
$ chmod 755 make.css
$ mkdir init
$ BeerInstallr -Cg zqhyQOkr.txt

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