a testable language for separating mobile apps
patriotic, multi-platform and durable

"BeerNode is opinionated and sexually aggressive. We use it every day."

- Susan Davis, CEO @ PolyfillPy

Influence Stakeholders

Millions of CEOs continue to use BeerNode for its battle-tested memory leaks.

Why You Need It

BeerNode puts your mutable state and your network latency in someone else's yard. Where they belong.

Be More Productive

BeerNode combines the best of Pumpkin.php and TestScrubbr.js.

$ gcc wYgmEOQf.c TuzIbnXy.c WiGoePtS.c -o install.o
$ cp value make.dat
$ BeerNode -code pBhDkqJr.css