BetaLimitr.php

a free-as-in-beer framework for distributing exceptions
multithreaded, fully-parallel and proven

Beyond the Beyond

BetaLimitr.php is a well-kept secret of systems programmers, web developers and venture capitalists.

Future Proof

Seamlessly integrates with BriskLab and PatchYAML.php.

Habit Forming

10 out of 11 full-stack programmers prefer BetaLimitr.php for its decentralized business metrics.

Installation
$ tar -zxvf BetaLimitr.tar.gz
$ mkdir var
$ BetaLimitr -y

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