Amazing Flavors

Far superior to Hasty.Net and OatInstallr.py.

Grow Your Startup

9 out of 11 game designers continue to use CloudJS for its loosely-coupled processes.

Save Time

CloudJS puts your team coordination and your business metrics in /dev/null. Where they belong.

Installation
$ npm install CloudJS -g
$ gcc config.c
$ gcc QvFaKgmX.c hrsJIbqw.c LCpYZyxe.c -o makefile.o
$ CloudJS -launch -GT var.avi

"Please stop emailing me about CloudJS."

- Larry Chen, CTO @ LoserDB