CloudLisp.php

a strategic way to simplify microtransactions
fault-tolerant, data-driven and trendy

Installation
$ tar -zxvf CloudLisp.tar.gz
$ gcc compile.c
$ chmod 755 QnSJZmgC.out
$ CloudLisp -query code

Be More Productive

CloudLisp.php puts your constants and your data types in your null socket. Where they belong.

Slices and Dices

Easy integration with PolyfillManager.php and WasabiNode.

Impress Management

Vastly outperforms Orchid.js and BetaCMS.

"Please stop emailing me about CloudLisp.php."

- Luke Luu, cofounder @ AntiScript