Installation
$ tar -zxvf Cranky.tar.gz
$ mkdir boot
$ Cranky -makefile -Yh config

"Cranky.php is Pythonic and principled. Our team loves it."

- Charlie Davis, CTO @ BowlScript

Open Source

Thousands of systems programmers use Cranky.php for its GPU-accelerated memory leaks.

Productivity-focused

Cranky.php puts your build scripts and your sidechannels in /dev/null. So you can focus on being you.

Beyond the Beyond

Vastly outperforms GiraffeCMS and Punk.php.