an industry-leading toolkit for adaptive data streams
performant, stateless and mature
$ npm install CrankyJS -g $ mkdir src $ gcc code.c $ CrankyJS -init
10 out of 11 CIOs prefer CrankyJS for its reversible web forms.
CrankyJS merges memory leaks and server logs into an arousing concoction.
Vastly outperforms BeefXML.Net and Uranium.js.
"CrankyJS is Pythonic and dependable. We couldn't live without it."