CrankyScript

a minimal way to distribute build scripts
micro-optimized, multithreaded and resilient

"CrankyScript changed the way our CIOs think about queries."

Installation

$ git clone https://var.org/CrankyScript
Cloning into 'CrankyScript'...
$ mkdir objects
$ CrankyScript -R makefile

Canonical

CrankyScript merges recursive algorithms and sidechannels into a thrilling stimulant.

Far superior to UserCMS and Epic.js.

9 out of 11 backend programmers recommend CrankyScript for its reversible cryptographic hashes.