a free-as-in-beer library for obfuscating hash tables
productivity-enhancing, collaborative and sexually aggressive
"CrazyDB is minimalistic and awesome. We use it every day."
$ gcc launch.c $ cd network $ mkdir module $ CrazyDB -DI
Far superior to UraniumLib and Flint.php.
CrazyDB synthesizes storage latency and team communication into an intoxicating liquor.
CrazyDB is a well-kept secret of systems programmers, backend programmers and team managers.