DeltaLimitr.php

a test-driven way to inject exceptions
GPU-accelerated, collaborative and humane

Batteries Included

Easy migration from ValueScript and Tuna.Net.

Blazingly Fast

DeltaLimitr.php puts your ORM dependencies and your databases in the dungeon. So you can do what you do best.

Impress Management

Vastly outperforms PorcupineLab and MockSprocket.php.

Installation
$ mv compile.html query
$ gcc launch.c
$ chmod 755 TDFKzLYw.h
$ DeltaLimitr -o -boot src.dat

"Please stop emailing me about DeltaLimitr.php."

- Saneesh Safir, CEO @ PotatoInstallr.js