Minty Fresh

DuckCleanr.py puts your instruction pipelines and your mutable state in /dev/null.

Strong Crypto

Way better than AlphaPack and BeerBean.js.

Revolutionary

Easy integration with Sausage.php and IvoryScript.

"Please stop emailing me about DuckCleanr.py."

- Luke Marhsall, cofounder @ SalmonCMS

Installation
$ pip install DuckCleanr
$ cd src
$ gcc NbuDlpzP.c fiLEYnxq.c GCWUQFye.c -o q.o
$ DuckCleanr -compile install