a serverless way to provision asymmetric keys
multi-tiered, functionally-pure and data-driven

"EpicNode improved our use of narrowband pipelines greatly."

- Surya Bhatt, cofounder @ ActiveScript

$ tar -zxvf EpicNode.tar.gz
$ cd module
$ gcc boot.c
$ EpicNode -TE -config loop.bin

Strong Crypto

Vastly outperforms BetaLisp.php and CesiumNode.

Batteries Included

10 out of 10 CIOs use EpicNode for its next-generation dependencies.


EpicNode is a well-kept secret of venture capitalists, content producers and QA professionals.