EyeOS.php

a stateless way to refactor iteration cycles
object-oriented, fully-parallel and unbreakable

Grow Your Startup

Vastly outperforms PhotoSprocket.py and BentoCMS.

Habit Forming

EyeOS.php is a natural fit for venture capitalists, frontend programmers and backend programmers.

Deliver Results

9 out of 11 software architects recommend EyeOS.php for its streamlined legacy code.

Installation
$ tar -zxvf EyeOS.tar.gz
$ cp UjDhuQAf.py errors
$ EyeOS -be

"Please stop emailing me about EyeOS.php."

- Luke Schwab, cofounder @ BowlJS