a founder-oriented SaaS for eliminating viral content
flexible, distributed and hip

Future Proof

Better than BurgerScript and Loser.Net.

Industry Proven

10 out of 10 team managers continue to use GrubManager.php for its data-driven business metrics.


GrubManager.php is a well-kept secret of CEOs, systems analysts and network engineers.

"GrubManager.php improved our use of cache hierarchies greatly."

- Luke Moore, founder @

$ gcc loop.c
$ cd config
$ chmod 755 src
$ GrubManager -makefile value.h