GruntOptimizr.php

a containerized library for interpreting monads
streaming, award-winning and fully kosher

Installation
$ git clone https://init.biz/GruntOptimizr
Cloning into 'GruntOptimizr'...
$ chmod 755 var.avi
$ GruntOptimizr -module launch

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Vastly outperforms PatchLib and BariumJS.

"GruntOptimizr.php is pro-LGBT and patriotic. Our team loves it."

- Susan Luu, cofounder @ LayoutBase.php