an independent language for systematizing heap allocationswell-structured, patriotic and fully kosher
"HastyNode is multithreaded and hip. We use it every day."
- Harry Chen, CEO @ PeerHub.js
$ cp files.cpp kiYgUHVM.mp3
$ chmod 755 launch
$ mkdir boot
$ HastyNode -y loop.py
HastyNode puts your payments and your business metrics in the trash bin. Forever.
Easy integration with ValueCMS and Eagle.php.
Better than ShamrockScript and TensorFly.py.
A randomly-generated work of satire. About the project.
More frameworks: TierNode Sangria.Net ParrotLab CodeYAML.js.
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