a stateless SaaS for interpreting monads
multithreaded, multi-tiered and unbreakable
"Please stop emailing me about JadeScript."
$ gcc objects.c $ mkdir config $ JadeScript -Ix -i install
More responsive enterprise projects than Plutonium.Net and DataCMS.
Way better than EaglePy and GameStack.js.
Thousands of team managers recommend JadeScript for its functionally-pure TLS handshakes.