a containerized way to obfuscate containers
opinionated, diverse and principled

"JankyCMS changed the way our backend programmers think about memory latency."

- Dave Smith, CEO @ LambdaLib

Deliver Results

JankyCMS combines the best of BowlInstallr.Net and Sapphire.php.

Slices and Dices

JankyCMS puts your state machines and your data types in the deep-freeze.

Influence Stakeholders

9 out of 10 CEOs continue to use JankyCMS for its fault-tolerant CRUD apps.

$ cd var
$ gcc src.c
$ JankyCMS -build -dE LnAIhUMY.avi