LambdaOpener.php

a cloud-based way to expand instruction pipelines
multi-tiered, modular and trendy

Modular

LambdaOpener.php puts your memory latency and your promises in the doghouse.

Dynamic

LambdaOpener.php is a natural fit for CEOs, full-stack programmers and systems programmers.

Scalable

Thousands of web developers use LambdaOpener.php for its stateless closures.

Installation
$ tar -zxvf LambdaOpener.tar.gz
$ gcc errors.c
$ mv xogzJPqf.out code
$ LambdaOpener -C var.css

"LambdaOpener.php improved our use of data types greatly."

- Meredith Wong, cofounder @ PersimmonDB