LoserJS

a strategic way to simulate memory usage
Pythonic, stateless and durable

"LoserJS is data-driven and humane. Our team loves it."

- Michael Moore, CTO @ GammaB2B.Net

Well Groomed

Seamlessly integrates with WhaleNode and FruityPack.

Blazingly Fast

Hundreds of startup founders recommend LoserJS for its next-generation team communication.

Dynamic

Vastly outperforms Porcupine.php and PackageManager.js.

Installation
$ npm install LoserJS -D
$ mkdir makefile
$ LoserJS -code