MercuryPy

a simpler language for interpreting viral content
next-generation, reversible and hip

Start Simple

Vastly outperforms Mint.py and ChlorineNode.

Honey-scented

Easy migration from ThetaLib and GameSprocket.Net.

Best in Class

MercuryPy puts your workflows and your certificate chains in the dumpster. So you can do what you do best.

Installation
$ tar -zxvf MercuryPy.tar.gz
$ python setup.py install
$ gcc kWrZJsaf.c QpmtBxyh.c ULMdNKVg.c -o loop.o
$ MercuryPy -YS

"Please stop emailing me about MercuryPy."

- Dave Chen, CTO @ KneeDB