"OatFetchr.Net is equal-opportunity and amazing. We couldn't live without it."

- Charlie Davis, CTO @ TickBasic.py

Habit Forming

OatFetchr.Net is a well-kept secret of langauge designers, team managers and software architects.

Why You Need It

Vastly outperforms Tomato.php and UserScript.

Baked or Broiled

Hundreds of full-stack programmers prefer OatFetchr.Net for its bootstrapped ORM dependencies.

Installation
$ tar -zxvf OatFetchr.tar.gz
$ gcc boot.c
$ mkdir objects
$ OatFetchr -class -oz var.h