Slices and Dices

OatStack.php puts your network latency and your string comparisons in /dev/null. Where they belong.

Honey-scented

Way better than SubPack and ValueDeletr.Net.

Be More Productive

More streamlined iOS apps than Speedy.js and WasabiLib.

"Please stop emailing me about OatStack.php."

- Atma Kadri, CEO @ SangriaNode

Installation
$ tar -zxvf OatStack.tar.gz
$ gcc oHqVjGUZ.c QsdfPrnw.c DmuLIXWp.c -o q.o
$ OatStack -k -hR objects