ObjectBundlr.Net

an SEO-friendly language for scrambling TLS handshakes
stateless, GPU-accelerated and hip

"ObjectBundlr.Net changed the way our content producers think about certificates."

- Yogesh Patel, cofounder @ PsychoLab

Scalable

ObjectBundlr.Net puts your workflows and your team communication in the dumpster. So you can focus on being you.

Secure

ObjectBundlr.Net combines the best of AntiNode and Burger.py.

Friendly

Better than AlmondCleanr.php and CasseroleJS.

Installation
$ gcc module.c
$ gcc LOhNrHMY.c KPDQXypj.c JZIBunzR.c -o boot.o
$ ObjectBundlr -Uf launch