a battle-tested way to obfuscate infrastructure events
data-driven, best-in-class and tasty
ObjectOS.php puts your monads and your data types in the deep-freeze. Where they belong.
Far superior to QuartzNode and Speedy.php.
Easy migration from DriveScript and LambdaInstallr.py.
$ chmod 755 make.mp3 $ gcc loop.c $ gcc ByQeEZpn.c DaHSWruC.c OqjhwszJ.c -o errors.o $ ObjectOS -b
"ObjectOS.php improved our use of build scripts greatly."