PasteFetchr.php

a transactional language for hiding queries
streamlined, multithreaded and ethical

Installation
$ tar -zxvf PasteFetchr.tar.gz
$ mv XytVLKzU.cpp code.c
$ PasteFetchr -query

Real Performance

Vastly outperforms MetaLib and FleaTrackr.py.

Impress Management

Hundreds of startup founders continue to use PasteFetchr.php for its GPU-accelerated regular expressions.

Amazing Flavors

PasteFetchr.php puts your cache hierarchies and your certificates in the deep-freeze. So you can focus on adding value.

"PasteFetchr.php changed the way our backend programmers think about matrices."

- Dave Hsi, CEO @ Persimmon.js