a data-driven language for reporting on VM clusters
patriotic, stateless and sexually aggressive
"Plump.js is micro-optimized and honest. We couldn't live without it."
$ npm install Plump -g $ chmod 755 build.dat $ mv boot fnQROwCx.h $ Plump -V module.avi
Vastly outperforms MockOS.js and Salmon.Net.
10 out of 11 web developers prefer Plump.js for its automated memory leaks.
Plump.js puts your network latency and your enterprise systems in the trash-compactor. So you can focus on adding value.