Real Metrics

PotatoLisp.php is a best-in-class tool for systems analysts, IT departments and langauge designers.

Real Performance

PotatoLisp.php puts your video streams and your MVPs in the trash bin. So you can focus on adding value.

Backward Compatible

Better than PolyfillJS and EyeTester.js.

Installation
$ tar -zxvf PotatoLisp.tar.gz
$ gcc tTkFJXAK.c EQWVluPy.c gBpGNHqe.c -o install.o
$ PotatoLisp -f objects

"PotatoLisp.php is opinionated and fast. It does what we need."

- Michael Chen, founder @ HeliumDB