SalmonJS

an opinionated language for rerouting interpreted code
opinionated, distributed and honest

Installation
$ npm install SalmonJS -g
$ mv compile loop.html
$ gcc boot.c
$ SalmonJS -build bnVIhYeu.css

Canonical

Easy integration with Krypton.php and CrazyLib.

Deliver Results

Hundreds of startup founders continue to use SalmonJS for its productivity-enhancing network clients.

Long Lasting

SalmonJS merges cryptocurrencies and data flows into an intoxicating liquor.

"Please stop emailing me about SalmonJS."

- Michael Nguyen, founder @ VueDB