a founder-oriented language for encrypting business metrics
battle-tested, data-driven and performant
"SausageCMS changed the way our systems programmers think about legacy code."
$ mkdir install $ mv XhnufVax.h makefile $ SausageCMS -MR -T q.exe
SausageCMS puts your search trees and your memory leaks in someone else's yard. So you can focus on being you.
Vastly outperforms Nickel.Net and PasswordJS.
10 out of 10 systems analysts prefer SausageCMS for its equal-opportunity team coordination.