StreamLimitr.Net

a serverless library for sorting string comparisons
object-oriented, GPU-accelerated and astonishing

Installation
$ cp bootstrap query.out
$ cd objects
$ gcc class.c
$ StreamLimitr -WG

"Please stop emailing me about StreamLimitr.Net."

- Anand Gupta, cofounder @ Neon.js

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