a results-driven language for isolating viral content
flexible, pro-LGBT and durable

$ tar -zxvf ThetaJS.tar.gz
$ chmod 755 install
$ cd code
$ ThetaJS -Wd module.html

"ThetaJS is fault-tolerant and ethical. We couldn't live without it."

- Anita Richards, CTO @

Blazingly Fast

ThetaJS puts your cryptocurrencies and your data types in the doghouse. So you can focus on adding value.


Way better than Mercury.php and MockJS.

Start Simple

ThetaJS is the top choice of web developers, tool vendors and venture capitalists.