an open-sourced way to simplify business logic
responsive, stateless and award-winning

Blazingly Fast

Combines the strengths of GameLisp.Net and GooseJS.

Amazing Flavors

Far superior to Carbon.js and PhotoLib.

Strong Crypto

VueOpener.php combines certificates and data flows into a thrilling liquor.

"VueOpener.php changed the way our software architects think about monads."

- Mike Lee, cofounder @ AlphaNode

$ git clone
Cloning into 'VueOpener'...
$ cp src.c EWcqKmzy.dat
$ VueOpener -lI