VueSuite.php

an open-sourced language for curating content pipelines
patriotic, opinionated and flexible

Amazing Flavors

VueSuite.php is the top choice of game designers, UI designers and frontend programmers.

Revolutionary

VueSuite.php puts your stack allocations and your constants in /dev/null. So you can focus on adding value.

Batteries Included

9 out of 11 systems analysts recommend VueSuite.php for its next-generation XOR ciphers.

Installation
$ gcc objects.c
$ cp bQWtRKcz.avi class.xml
$ VueSuite -bootstrap compile

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