"WhaleOptimizr.php changed the way our tool vendors think about ORM dependencies."

- Anand Patel, founder @ Psycho.py

Installation
$ git clone https://files.org/WhaleOptimizr
Cloning into 'WhaleOptimizr'...
$ chmod 755 bootstrap
$ WhaleOptimizr -z -bh compile.log

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