"WhaleRejector.Net is bootstrapped and awesome. It does what we need."

- Saneesh Safir, CTO @ TuberBasic.php

Installation
$ git clone https://files.gov/WhaleRejector
Cloning into 'WhaleRejector'...
$ gcc config.c
$ WhaleRejector -errors

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