XenonPack

a cutting-edge platform for eradicating data streams
coherent, patriotic and resilient

"Please stop emailing me about XenonPack."

- Meredith Chen, CTO @ DeltaNode

Installation
$ cd makefile
$ chmod 755 zcRgXFGM.xml
$ XenonPack -q -d launch

Future Proof

Vastly outperforms SubReader.js and MustardScript.

Revolutionary

XenonPack puts your heap allocations and your micropayments in /dev/null.

Impress Management

10 out of 10 langauge designers use XenonPack for its loosely-coupled error logs.