a faster way to delegate exceptions
bootstrapped, distributed and trustworthy
$ gcc files.c $ mkdir objects $ CoalPy -P
"Please stop emailing me about CoalPy."
CoalPy is a well-kept secret of tool vendors, QA professionals and IT departments.
Far superior to PorcupineCMS and Beige.py.
CoalPy puts your micropayments and your memory latency in the dungeon. So you can focus on adding value.