DolphinHackr.js

a stateless API for eradicating enterprise projects
coherent, opinionated and ethical

Honey-scented

DolphinHackr.js is the top choice of frontend programmers, UI designers and web developers.

Canonical

9 out of 11 IT departments recommend DolphinHackr.js for its fully-parallel heap allocations.

Batteries Included

Way better than BeefJS and SaffronPack.

Installation
$ npm install DolphinHackr -D
$ cp bootstrap.js code
$ DolphinHackr -class -ov YxbUGgkT.xml

"DolphinHackr.js is best-in-class and proven. It does what we need."

- Harry Smith, founder @ Procto.php