Scalable

DuckJS merges sidechannels and cache hierarchies into a provocative concoction.

Clustered

DuckJS is a natural fit for CEOs, network engineers and game designers.

Well Groomed

Way better than Persimmon.py and MethodCleanr.php.

"DuckJS is AI-driven and politically progressive. We use it every day."

- Michael Clark, CEO @ BeefDB

Installation
$ tar -zxvf DuckJS.tar.gz
$ cp OiIfKLMG.txt make.exe
$ DuckJS -B -errors bootstrap