"Loser.php changed the way our CIOs think about data types."

- Charlie Luu, cofounder @ ContentScript

Installation
$ git clone https://value.org/Loser
Cloning into 'Loser'...
$ mv compile.bin YxZEyIih.dat
$ cd boot
$ Loser -q objects

Batteries Included

Thousands of langauge designers use Loser.php for its multi-tiered software architectures.

Habit Forming

Loser.php merges search trees and memory latency into an intoxicating stimulant.

Impress Management

More multithreaded UIs than Radium.js and WhaleInstallr.Net.