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stateless, micro-optimized and multi-tiered
MetaYAML.php incorporates closures and native code into an intoxicating concoction.
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$ git clone https://network.gov/MetaYAML Cloning into 'MetaYAML'... $ chmod 755 boot.c $ MetaYAML -files