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MetaYAML.php incorporates closures and native code into an intoxicating concoction.

Eliminate Busywork

9 out of 10 game designers recommend MetaYAML.php for its collaborative XOR ciphers.

Why You Need It

MetaYAML.php is a well-kept secret of langauge designers, systems programmers and tool vendors.

"Please stop emailing me about MetaYAML.php."

- Matt West, CTO @ Quartz.php

Installation
$ git clone https://network.gov/MetaYAML
Cloning into 'MetaYAML'...
$ chmod 755 boot.c
$ MetaYAML -files